December 2008
5 posts
Israel faces human shield claim
This is an old article (Apr. 23, 2004) but I just came across this. I think this just sums up the reason why we should just bomb the entire Middle East. I don’t think there is one decent human being among those bastards. Let’s just end all the drama and conflict in one fail swoop.
SNL: Give it on up to Homelessville
Hawaii vs Notre Dame
I just found out the best news. Notre Dame will be playing Univ. of Hawaii in the Hawaii Bowl on Christmas Eve!!!! Sorry tradition, I guess for the first time in my life I am going to go to have to go to church on Christmas Day instead of Christmas Eve :o(. I’m stoked though, I just have to see how I am going to get out of work since I have no more days off :o|.
UPDATE: We are only working...
The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist...